It's my second Mother's Day and have I learned a lot since last year......Last Mother's Day I was two months into Motherhood still in the "honeymoon" phase. Not this year! :)
First, I want to thank my Mom for the INFINITE amount of patience she had for me and my sister when we were kids. Also, for her guidance and support. Mom, I'm sorry I drove you crazy as a kid but be comforted with the fact that I'm soooo getting my payback now. Which is exactly what she told me would happen when I had kids. I think this may be part of the reason my sister avoids any conversation of ever having kids because she knows what her payback will look like....hee hee hee! :)
Here are some examples of what I put my Mom through when I was around the age as my kids:
When I was in 1st grade and the school would call her EVERYDAY because EVERYDAY I would go to the office with a stomach ache.....I didn't have stomach aches everyday, I was just jealous that my Mom was at home with my baby sister and I was stuck in school. She would come to school everyday and bring me lunch and sit with me until one day she decided enough was enough and when they called her about my stomach ache she told them to let me stay in the office. :(
Or how about the time I almost burnt the house down because it was a cold NY winter night and I thought it would be a good idea to warm up my PJs on the heater (PJs in the 70s were not as fire retardant as today's)....ooopphhh...I remember that spanking!!
Or maybe the time I almost ate dog poop.......we had a little chihuahua (her name was Cindy) and she would poop perfect little round Milk Dud looking poop. I had them in my hand one day and my Mom swooped in and smacked them right out of my hand. Thank God!!!
Ok. Now you know way too much, let's move on to what I face as my daily payback with my children. Here is my list of "You Know You're a Mom When".....
You Know You're a Mom When.....
- The saying, "I always have to wipe someone's butt" is now your reality.....
- The cute handbags you used to carry have now been replaced by some Mary Poppins type looking bag. Mine has food, drinks, toys, underwear (my kid's not mine),band aids, tissues full of boogers and I think there may even be a small family of ferrets living in there... :)
- My monthly shoe buying therapy trips consisted of cute open toe heels, now it's light up sneakers with Velcro.....
- You can't go to the bathroom without someone asking, "What are you doing, Mom? Can I see?"....ugh!
- You use your shirt sleeve to wipe someone's nose. Or if there is something crusty on their face you put some spit on your finger and wipe it off.
- You become the family "pack mule". I can carry lunchboxes, backpacks, homework, my Mary Poppins size handbag and my work bag along with the garbage out in the morning....
- When you get to work, you feel like you have already worked a full day.
- You shower with an audience.....my two Lil clowns like to look through the glass shower door while pointing and giggling. Quite a self esteem boost that is..... :-/
- You can make breakfast, lunch and dinner before 8am.
- This one might be boy specific....You have to deal with their fascination of farts and poop. Disgusting! Just today Jordan wanted me to come to the bathroom because there was a "brown snake" in the toilet. Oh boy!!!
- You read them a book at night and skip sentences or pages.... I know this only works now, once they learn how to read I'm screwed!
- You do laundry and somewhere between the washer and dryer socks go missing.....how the heck does that happen????
And finally, "You know you're a Mom when......you're kids come up to you and tell you they love you unsolicited and sincere which in that instant makes all the world's craziness disappear!
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| This is my absolute favorite picture! Special thanks to our photographer Heidi at Blueberry Freckles Photography who added the perfect quote to the perfect photo! Love it!!! |
Happy Mother's Day!!! God bless all the Moms, expectant Moms, Step Moms, Grand moms!!




